did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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