Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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