I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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