Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My ass is underappreciated
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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