how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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