Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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