so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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