Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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