He had one of those small greek statue penises
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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