singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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