I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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