shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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