Me too!
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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