"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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