Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
