the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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