is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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