idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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