You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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