my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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Did I show you my penis last night?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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