On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
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it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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