Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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