i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize