god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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