Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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