Are we in a gay sports bar?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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