you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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