KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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