I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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