Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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