Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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