So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
