They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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