Christians are straight up FREAKS
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
There are leaves in my underwear?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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