Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
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Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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