honey bunches of taint.
Girls should come with a carfax report
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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