how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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