i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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