i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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