Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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