i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The air was thick with penises
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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