return my video game
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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