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• (323): View more from California

  I'm being pulled over???

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  For what!?!?!

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  ??? I'm in a cab!!!!!

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• (206): View more from Washington

  We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.

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• (916): View more from California

  i think i have herpe

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  just one?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me

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• (631): View more from New York

  i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...

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  Was she wearing cherry chapstick??

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  No. Life's not always a fairytale.....

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I booty called her while she was in labor.

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• (707): View more from California

  That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?

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  I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven

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