I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
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