Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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