I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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