Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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