she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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