your thong is hanging out like whoa
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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