I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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