shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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