We're facebook friends in real life
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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