I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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