Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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