She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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