how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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