Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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